Pilot

Main Cast

 * Paul Jewlinsky
 * Devon Fincher
 * Master Chief
 * Cortana
 * Michael Jewlinsky
 * Sharon Jewlinsky
 * Spatricia Jewlinsky

Recurring

 * Wolfslayer
 * Sharkraptor
 * Gruntdrea Jewlinsky

Guest Stars

 * William
 * Levi Lancaster
 * Keifer

Deaths

 * None